The ideal way to begin a stay in a new city is to have a good friend come find your accommodation and show you the town. I was extremely lucky that I found myself in Ho Chi Minh City (or Saigon) sans map or guide again... but instead I descend the stair to find the super fabulous Paula waiting for me in the guest house.
I haven't seen Paula since August last year when she left for Vietnam. She's been working as a tour guide... score 2 for the bug!! And came bearing a little map of the city ... score 3!! Yes I do live the charmed life, I know.
So what do 2 old friends do in a new city?? We hit the markets & shops... I walk away with a cool hand made from recycled materials, beaded necklace & a white kaftan-like shirt. OK better behave... no $$ remember. One of the highlights of the shopping spree is seeing the ever-cheerful Paula almost issue a smack down to a Viet stall vendor. I've never seen Paula fire up before... its usually all smiles ... but this was hilarious. Thanks for that fond memory ... that little woman was certainly a little tyrant and deserved the take down. The rest of the stall vendors and onlookers were as entertained as I was .. hehehe
Lunch was a more peaceful affair. And YUM! YUM! YUM! Eating out in Vietnam is much more easier than China as most places have English explanations of the dishes. Finally, I can be guided by my moods & taste buds rather than aimlessly pointing and hoping for the best. But also the food is divine... well everything I ate was divine and super fresh. I think having some fresh ingredients whether it be mint, lettuce, bean sprouts... whatever to a noodle dish, just lightens & enhances the flavour. Especially when its stinking hot too.... light, fresh & delish is the way to go.


A few things about Vietnam I didn't know about til I got here. One, they are known for their coffee (2nd biggest exporters after Brazil) and this country is a good place to get cheap pampering (massages, manicures, pedicures w00t w00t!! I hear you cheer). I was happy to discover both :D And yes if I read a guide book or anything before I got to Vietnam, I may have discovered these facts... but hey, I've done well without a guidebook for so long... why start now?
So after lunch, Paula & I hit the beauty salon for pampering. I'm down for a reflexology foot massage (my feet were screaming for it) and a pedicure to match my cool Chinese manicure. Ah bliss! This is the perfect way to catch up with girlfriends... shopping, lunch & pampering.
This was a perfect day only marred by the penis viewing incident. I was wandering the frenetic streets of the city... and lo & behold... there is a man shaking his wang after a wee. Discretion... P-lease!! WTF?? Suffice to say, that was one of the scariest visions on my trip. Thanks Saigon for that memory... hopefully it won't haunt me for a lifetime...
My plan for Vietnam was always to relax on a beach for several days before heading home.... a vacation from my vacation, in other words. Paula had suggested heading down to Phu Quoc... I knew nothing about it but Paula's OK was enough for me to give it a go.
Before I take you to Phu Quoc... I forgot to send a thank you to the English guy who lives in Germany. The handle on my luggage broke a little in San Francisco but on the Maglev in Shanghai, the damn handle broke right off. To quote the ever talented Antonio Banderes in the tragic film
Assassins "sh!t, f#%k, m0thaf#%ker!!". I cannot remember his name... Stuart perhaps... but he helped carry my bag up the escalator and was going to carry it to check-in for me... thankfully a trolley was nearby and he didn't have to go to all that trouble. But it is nice to know, when you're at a miserable low, there are gentlemen & ladies out there willing to give you a hand. So thank you to you all!
OK Phu Quoc.... what a treat! What a little piece of paradise! Motorcycles and scooters scatter the streets of this island just as they do the cities. Once I hit the dirt road where my resort was located, I was excited to the nth degree.
Sea Star Resort was surprisingly great. It was a family run resort with bungalows right on the beach.
Trip Advisor gave the restaurant mixed reviews ... all I can say is those folks either didn't order the delicious meals I had or they're just plain retarded. Mouth watering sea food delights!! I couldn't have been happier.

My time here was pretty much spent doing exactly what I wanted to do... wake up, eat, rest, swim, nap and then repeat cycle. Occasionally I strayed a little from this. One day I took a boat ride exploring the south island archipelagos. We got to fish (eh not that interested) and snorkel. I'm thrilled to have rediscovered snorkeling again. What have I been doing all these summers? I could swim/float all day. I may have annoyed the other people on the tour by always being the very last person back in the boat. The water was just a heavenly temperature. And to see the little fishies .... wheeeeeeeeeee :D I discovered that I can still manage to squeal with delight under water. It was a fantastic day of snorkeling however my inadequately applied sunscreen meant I awoke to 1 burnt butt, 1 burnt ankle, 1 burnt knee & redness around bra strap. Doh!

The following day on the island, I learned a valuable lesson last nite... never trust food advise from scrawny American gal. Her appreciation of food is never going to match that of an ethnic girl... clearly food will never be a priority in her life. Her recommendations was to check out a particular stall in the Night Market. It wasn't a complete dud but it certainly wasn't anything to be suggesting to others.
Whilst in Phu Quoc, all I kept thinking about was Melbourne as it was getting so close to the end of my trip... "there's no place like home, there's no place like home" and funnily enough, my tour guide around the north of the island's name was Toto. Where were my ruby slippers??
Toto took me for a motorcycle ride up north to swim at some of the island's northern beaches and ride through the mountains. It was a fun day out. Admittedly, it felt quite strange to be casually swim in Vietnam and looking over your shoulder to see Cambodia just a stone's throw away. I also met a bunch of Vietnamese Catholic priest and nuns who were holidaying too. The woman were fascinated with the colour of my skin. As I said goodbye to them, many reached out to touch my skin. It was so weird to them.
Before heading back to Saigon, have to tell you my last night meal at Sea Star Resort may have been the BEST MEAL EVER!! Tamarind crab with rice... I was ripping apart those babies to get to the succulent crab flesh like I had eaten for days. Even reflecting on it now, my eyes roll back in the head and *droolz* *
Although my time in Phu Quoc was blissful, there is something enchanting about Saigon. The crazy pace of the streets ... I don't know... it must be hypnotic. I was happy to wander the streets for as long as my feet would carry me. I think I felt invigorated each time I successfully cross the crazy streets!! So much fun!!!!
I didn't do anything spectacular when I returned to Saigon. I visited the
War Remnants Museum and once again indulged in another massage with complimentary foot massage. I couldn't find the original beauty salon I went to so I chose this other place cos it was part of a major hotel & thought it was a safe bet. Not so. I'm almost certain I went to one of those "massage" places that include hand jobs & the like. It had a brothel-type feel to it. During the foot massage, I soon discovered I was the only female clientele ... I left as quickly as possible. Hehehe
Unfortunately I spent all my $$ on massage & pampering treats so had to wait til I was on board flight to eat. Of course I got hungry pretty quickly as soon as I realised my mistake. There was no point in getting $$ out as I was then going to have to change most of it back again... so I waited, waited & waited whilst listening to my belly grumble. Suffice to say, airline food never tasted quite so good until you starve yourself for 8-10 hours :(
On a positive note, I can say #
Singapore airlines rocks... 25kg baggage limit!! This is 1st time
@girlbug added stuff to her checked luggage w00t!! You have no idea how long I waited for this moment :P
So Melbourne... here I am :D
Will do a final round up shortly. Apologies for taking so long with this one but new job is keeping me very busy.
Later (1 more post, I promise)
GB xoxox
PS - if you checked out my
flickr & are wondering why I took so many photos of motorcycles, I was completely enthralled by ALL the bikes EVERYWHERE!! Couldn't get enough of it... such a buzz from crossing the street each time :D